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Ship Demotivational Poster


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with sh**s no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!


CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Bizy

Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


TRUE FRIEND -


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gas

spacedog - July 27, 2011, 11:15 pm
Awe5ome.
gas - July 27, 2011, 5:49 pm
thanks :p
Verdeckt - July 27, 2011, 5:42 pm
5weet


Father Knows Best -


TAGS: father son relationships traditions cultures marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 1:56 pm
Thanks Slick, I'm touched. I appreciate the comment too.
Rick69 - April 18, 2016, 1:24 pm
One for the favs... If not the Hall of Fame.
MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:21 pm
Same goes for the other direction! HAHAHAHA! LUV it Prissy! ^!!!!!


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




RELATIONSHIPS - Am I the only one that's noticed when you argue with a woman the strategies she employs to win make Sun Tzu appear to be a retarded fifth grader attempting to master checkers?


TAGS: relationship
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Rhovanmark

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 6:53 pm
Sun Tzu made logical choices and acted on them. Women make because, choices; acts on them and suffers latter.
Rhovanmark - January 26, 2012, 1:37 am
Well d*mn I could argue withat logic, but it wouldn't make much sense.
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:26 am
It is because Sun-Tzu was handicapped by the need to make sense
Rhovanmark - January 23, 2012, 10:24 pm
I've asked the same question dj i'm waiting on the answer.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 5:09 pm
Is it possible for mods to change the "Creator"? Regardless, n1. :)
caveman - January 22, 2012, 7:05 am
Mayve you weren't log in at the time? Thats' the best guess i can think of..... oh and 5l's
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 7:01 am
WTF.. I give up this is the 4th poster i made that got bumped into guest!
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 7:01 am
WTF.. I give up this is the 4th poster i made that got bumped into guest!


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


ANCIENT PEOPLE WORSHIPPED THE SUN - But now we came to our senses and we worship a carpenter from 2000 years ago.


TAGS: sun worship
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by lucasliso

toad36 - September 17, 2015, 3:56 pm
Steal a quote from the Simpsons and add a picture of the Sun. Clever.


PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Amazing.


ILLUSION -


TAGS: love relationship lie fake
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 12:36 pm
5WEET! LOVE THIS, VERY TRUE
Zreiser - March 1, 2011, 12:49 pm
This is an example of the perfect motifake- 5 hidden apples!
palmat - February 26, 2011, 6:21 pm
epic one aggy. 5L
zero77 - February 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
haha i think its cute.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:08 pm
this is greatness.., its like looking in a mirror for me at the moment...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:34 am
love this one!


US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0


TAGS: how dumb can you be to attack a warship
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:43 pm
No, desperate pirates. Not many opportunities in Somalia.
FacelessSailor - April 6, 2010, 1:35 pm
Get some! Some people never learn...stupid pirates...
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 10:42 pm
Oh..oh...oh...it's just like that game!!! B4... BOOM, hit B5... miss my turn
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:44 pm
looks a discussion at my house, and I'll be d***ed if I ever call her a battleship again!! 5L


TILL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: love life relationship marriage scary
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:02 pm
and then you make the move and the other one laughs at you... well maybe, despite of all your feelings and shared instants, it was not the right one
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 4:01 pm
"too" scared.


STAYING SINGLE -


TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L


TIS THE PRIVILEGE OF FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: friendship big lebowski nonsense
Rating: 3.77/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:28 pm
Isn't that the guy from Day Of The Dead? I love that movie!
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:39 pm
Nihilists!
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 4:40 pm
That rug really tied the room together. 5 Caucasians for you.


WISDOM -




SAFE WEATHER -


TAGS: safe weather sea ships
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nerevski

nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:38 pm
What's better is when they say "It will safely hit Cuba instead of mainland USA!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:52 am
I honestly despise these meteorologists, they're so full of it. Many people disagree on so much; but as much as we agree on our hatred for Twilight, equally so for these weathermen who know as much as your average 5L year old.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 10:29 pm
Well then, make more. Please. My son is a commercial fisherman. Lotsa pics like this. Fair winds, mate.
nerevski - March 6, 2014, 10:27 am
Thanks. It was a team effort brewing around my ship for a while.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 9:01 pm
Good first poster


BATTLESHIP -




RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.


TAGS: relationship glass hurt broken
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:56 am
5 bloody finger5


OLD TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: old technology battleship
Rating: 4.03/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:16 pm
If you just let it.


RELATIONSHIP - She knows her fart just ended this one




3 NEW U.S. NAVY SHIPS - A reflection of the times.




IN THE END - There doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to.


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

jonny5 - February 4, 2013, 1:16 pm
The tiger wants to 'understand' how good you'd taste with ketchup.


Loyalty -


TAGS: love friendship family loyalty protection
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - August 11, 2016, 10:25 am
Thank you.
maoworks2 - July 26, 2016, 1:17 pm
You Got That Right !


WE MIGHT STAY THAT WAY -




GERMANY -




I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always


TAGS: relationships whiskey men women
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm
It's funny only because it's so true. No, wait. It's NOT funny only because it's so true.
forseti - May 10, 2012, 12:32 pm
rofl


TRUTH HURTS -


TAGS: love loss relationship dumped grilled cheese
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:43 pm
He's already dating Éowyn.
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
Solid. 5/5
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:53 am
*mumbles grumbles something about typos* Find someone else who makes YOU happier than they ever did
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:52 am
The best way to get even=Find someone else who makes happier than they ever did


LEADERSHIP 101 - No one is filing a report with HR when you choke out coworkers in public for annoying you.




LITTLE AMY - wants to do her part to become a Citizen WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?


TAGS: sniper starship troopers
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Doc - December 3, 2009, 8:37 am
"I always get the shakes before a drop..."
Ed-Hyde - November 19, 2009, 7:14 am
While the movie was fun, I highly recommend the book.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 6:34 pm
Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs!
Koradan - November 18, 2009, 6:08 pm
This is a reference to the movie "Starship Troopers"; THE FIRST MOVIE. Next time you watch it, watch the "ads" they advertize.
Lex - November 18, 2009, 5:51 pm
The impendig apocalypse, that's why. Though she looks to be from bad genes and most likely to be eaten first.
Derek - November 18, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yes, why do citizens need to learn to use sniper rifles?


INFIDELITY -


TAGS: cheating affair relationship lies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:40 am
and you smell of deceit, and b*** lube....5L


A Woman Scorn -


TAGS: arvoir relationships buggin done inflexible
Rating: 3.92/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:06 am
Weather the toilet seat is left up or down is a stupid thing to fight about. So since women are irrational men just put the seat down.


REALITY -


TAGS: beauty relationship
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

steve1961 - September 17, 2015, 8:54 pm
Well, at least you're not arrogant...
toad36 - September 17, 2015, 4:13 pm
Most girls believe this, which is why they're so arrogant and stupid.
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:19 pm
Nice twist from the usual!
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2011, 6:37 am
That's good.


I HEAR - that train a-comin' it's comin' round the bend


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

Pinakolata - October 13, 2011, 6:49 am
I feel myself in Folsome Prison already.


HOW THINGS WORK -


TAGS: men women relationships
Rating: 4.33/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:20 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 27, 2012, 9:24 am
So True... 5 Careless Bastrads for you


SATAN -




YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME -




DISTANCE - Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?


TAGS: long distance relationship
Rating: 3.92/5

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rerun - December 19, 2011, 7:15 pm

thjis would be great at motitwist


REMEMBER THE TITANS -


TAGS: leadership blame success
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 17, 2012, 10:21 pm
Thank You. I wish our USA politicians would follow that advice. So sick of them and this election stuff...
Sho - October 17, 2012, 12:00 pm
5&fav'd


BRIEF ENCOUNTER -




YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: youth relationships puppy love kiss
Rating: 4.87/5

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Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:46 am
Nice! 5 cootie sh**s.


RELATIONSHIP -


TAGS: relationship rerun
Rating: 4.66/5

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forseti - May 13, 2011, 3:24 am
REVERSE: So best you can do is look for an inc***uous girl?!? I'm not really sure, rerun... ;)


CRY ME A RIVER -


TAGS: promise trust marriage love relationships
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:35 am
That's why I only promise to try...!


FORMULA -


TAGS: relationships women girls heart love
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:45 pm
... There is one who holds the only key this week...
autumnspirit - December 14, 2010, 10:18 am
True. However, there is one who holds the only key. 5 Locks
forseti - October 19, 2010, 12:08 pm
today is innuendo calendar day... you thought about back door, right?!? O.o


BACON CAT -




IT'S NOT NAGGING - It's just your life On Autocorrect




FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: friendship
Rating: 4.48/5

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Cubbybear - April 16, 2010, 11:14 pm
Friends with Benefits always make you smile...5/5
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 11:12 pm
Good fake anything.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 11:08 pm
Nice one.


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: stalin hitler mao censorship
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:14 am
I'm afraid this is a common misconception, you seem to be under the impression that people actually think.
vulture - January 19, 2012, 5:05 pm
You see, this is one of the things which confuses non-Americans. You guys hire (elect) these representatives to work for YOU, and as soon as they're in power, they work for big business. Doesn't it ever occur to you to fire them, next time around?
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
Don't Forget Fearless Leader North Korea.


TRUE LOVE -




A History Of Violence -


TAGS: love marriage dating relationships suicide
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 6:18 am
Both are better than lust marriages.


GONE WITH THE WIND -


TAGS: money security corruption friendship
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 10:54 pm
Hopefully, they straighten it out and give seniors all the benefits they worked for their entire lives. Politicians regardless of affiliation are nothing but cheap crooks....
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 4:07 pm
My Sister Just When On S S And Their F--king Her Every Changes They Get It's Not Right !


QUITTING TIME -


TAGS: love relationships work humor poster
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Silverheart - January 20, 2016, 7:43 am

Real, or digital? I'd love some links / sources if digital! Message me
lgvernon - January 19, 2016, 7:50 pm

Don't ask me why this stuff appeals to me so. I think it's because of the artistry in the presentation~~even nose cone art was ART.
mizzdizz - January 19, 2016, 7:44 pm
I would most DEFINITELY be in the wrong house!!!!! Unless the power was out----LOL!!!!! 5 LOL lions!
rerun - January 19, 2016, 5:42 pm

I collect vintage pin up/erotica. Our ancestors were not nearly as uptight & repressed as one may believe.
lgvernon - January 19, 2016, 4:24 pm

I LOVE vintage pinup art. I have dozens of ph**os and jpegs of paintings clear back to the 18th century (yes, they all have their clothes on). I first designed this with the graphic straight, but turned it while I was working on the text and voila! Worked
Silverheart - January 19, 2016, 4:21 pm

Not much for vidya games m'self, but I love the vintage pinup style.
Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 3:30 pm

i love the artwork on this. i'm playing fallout 4 right now and this looks so that genre.
MissPriss - January 19, 2016, 2:30 pm
Covet thy neighbor? 5L chuckle...thanks.


FLIRTING -




VIKING SHIP - Spare Tire




GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs




SPEED -


TAGS: relationships ruined true truth p***
Rating: 4.89/5

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5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 4:34 pm
Although nobody is perfect... She was disconcerted with the almost dead h***er in my trunk. Kind of a mess making sure she fit the amputee part of the fantasy. True love is someone who will help you bury someone alive.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 4:22 pm

wow, I am so glad you found that special somebody....
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 4:18 pm
No worries, she is into Slovakian amputee animal scat as well.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 4:13 pm

got caught Monkey?
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 4:10 pm
lmao Brilliant! 5Lashings!


STOP SOPA - STOP INTERNET CENSORSHIP




SAY FAREWELL -


TAGS: separation relationship farewell
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 23, 2013, 10:23 am

Oh no! Sorry, Mao--
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:41 am
Very Good For A Day That's Coming. 5 SAD L.
lgvernon - August 22, 2013, 11:51 pm

Deep breaths...but don't strain yourself. We all know what happens when you do.
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 11:17 pm
Nice words, but 5L for the poster that reminds me of Mooooooooooooooooooo’s avatar, of which there is no number…because IT’S FREAKING OFF THE FREAKING SCALE!!….whew…tired now…and…I think I broke a nail


PEACE - Through superior firepower


TAGS: peace war battleship
Rating: 4/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 22, 2010, 10:21 pm
"That's an American ship isn't it....I thought you said that Americans were "worthless" and "pathetic"?" Yes, it is the USS Missouri. And I save such comments for another site. And I would use a different picture.
Iconoclast - September 21, 2010, 5:50 pm
It is the USS Iowa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 10:59 am
That's an American ship isn't it....I thought you said that Americans were "worthless" and "pathetic"?
forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:58 am
#60536 - still like it. 4L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 10:48 am
Really?...this is funny to you?......pic overused.


HELEN OF TROY -


TAGS: the cow that launched a thousand ships
Rating: 3.3/5

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CANADA - November 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
the frenchies are very far north!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 2:48 pm
they're probably Frenchmen from up north....Their opinion doesn't matter.
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 2:43 pm
Apparently Moo+, your fellow Manitobans fail to have your splendid sense of humor
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:32 pm
*en=eh
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
I was just providing a forum for those nice blue ballet slippers...plus cows are easy to find on the interwebs, en!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 12:16 pm
Et Tu? Bone Et Tu?.....How come everyone's picking on me?, I've never said a negative word to any of you guys.....Waaaaaa Waaaaaa.5


FRIEND ZONED - I want a man who's as handsome as you As kind as you, as funny as you, as smart as you Who's not you




RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: relationships
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 13, 2016, 12:36 pm
Is it too late to send out my cards? I've really been missing those relatives.
mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 8:32 am
Now THAT, made me choke on my coffee!!!!!! (backspace, backspace) (opens thesaurus section of brain, searching desperately, panic ensuing) HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! (realizing I now have to make a verbal rating codex)


SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL - Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.


TAGS: censorship
Rating: 4.12/5

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ICEMAN - February 22, 2012, 8:43 pm
You seem to be pretty dang good at taking other's quotes. This one goes to Claire Booth Luce.


DARREN - Needs to get his own sh*t together first




SOPA -


TAGS: censorship control
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:02 pm
is it just me or does that russian look like V?


Wolf In Sheeps Clothing -


TAGS: backstab wolf sheep leader friendship
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 1:39 am
Thanks you. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:11 am
Whoa! That is impressive! I've got to check out your other work now. 5L for the poster and 5L for the awesome artwork!
Greybeard - March 27, 2014, 1:51 am
Thank you. Inspired by others on this site to include yourself. :)
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:38 pm
your artistic talents are very impressive. amazing


YES MY DEAR -


TAGS: men women relationships
Rating: 4.93/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:08 pm

Words to live by!~~
mariand - April 3, 2012, 4:48 pm
I'll be try this one...lol
crankyhead - April 3, 2012, 4:35 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


VALUE -


TAGS: hannibal leadership
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

boxy - February 8, 2011, 5:54 am
The coordinator was taking the piss, and is writing up her own demotivator right now :D
GySgt1811 - February 7, 2011, 1:28 pm
I know too many people like that... 5 clues.
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:00 pm
I know a few people like that seminar coordinator
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 12:39 pm
They just don't understand, do they? 5 l's for you Airman and since i'm in this poster... I'm adding it to my favourites...


HANDS - touchin' hands reachin' out


TAGS: iceman relationship neil diamond
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Swampfox - April 1, 2013, 6:28 pm
It's a Rosy relationship.
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
hope she's handy in the kitchen
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:11 am
On the other hand, it may be a simple case of mistaken identity, i mean, they are twins..right?
coldinjected - July 29, 2011, 8:13 am
I'm sure she is "handsome"
Airman - July 28, 2011, 11:45 am
tee hee
Reality Lord - July 27, 2011, 11:09 pm

beer...yet again..spayed across the monitor.....arggggh. man i gotta hand it to you
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 8:51 pm
At least he didn't make anyone say "Jack Handey" =)
ICEMAN - July 27, 2011, 7:26 pm
Whisky Tango Foxtrot? I see Airman Snuffy is Up and Locked as usual. Don't make come over there & smack you with a BFH. ;)
crankyhead - July 27, 2011, 6:14 pm
5weet Caroline!


BUCK ROGERS - Making Rocket-Ships, Jet-Packs, Ray-Guns, and Hyphens Awesome Since 1928


TAGS: rogers raygun rocketship awesome futurism
Rating: 4.2/5

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falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:14 pm
DUCK DODGERS, in the 24th and 1/2 CENTURY!


TEARS -


TAGS: relationships sadness love abuse
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:29 pm
bump
Airman - October 29, 2010, 6:26 pm
hers? or yours?
Benlulz - October 19, 2010, 10:21 am
Love it.


TEAMWORK - If you're not the leader The view never changes




GRANDMA - She's all set for the U.F.C. Pay-For-View


TAGS: grandma ultimate fighting championship
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

levinkatz - June 18, 2013, 8:33 am
It adds an extra flavor to your favorite tobacco product, liquor, wine, beer and once some genuine WV mountain 'spring water' delivered in a mason jar.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:41 am
Who's ever heard of smoking wine from a pipe anyway? jk.


ALCOHOL -




FRIENDSHIPS - What do they mean to you ?




HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE A DISTANT SECOND -


TAGS: friendship stand by me sking
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

MashiMashi - August 27, 2012, 9:38 pm
We discoverd girls and were at each others throat
conundrum - August 24, 2012, 5:55 pm
As you did... I should be a bit more observant...
Airman - August 24, 2012, 11:31 am
I watched the movie this weekend, and I love that quote. That's why I put Stand By Me and SKing in the tags.
conundrum - August 23, 2012, 11:16 pm
sounds like the last line in "Stand By Me" the movie or "The Body" a short story written by Steve King.... good story


LONELINESS -


TAGS: life love marriage relationship lonely
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:36 am
This sucks. I hope that you die, you piece of s**t!


FIREPOWER - When you have this much no one messes with you


TAGS: battleship firepower
Rating: 4.67/5

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Iconoclast - September 17, 2012, 3:30 pm
And all of those big, beautiful battleships are now in mothballs or serving as museums.


RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: finger faces girl boy relationship
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2012, 3:20 pm
In my day, it was burn after reading.
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 10:23 am
Or better yet, check the "clear history on exit" box
mariand - February 2, 2012, 5:09 am
hahaha
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:47 pm
5l to you, sir!


CENSORSHIP - It might protect you from what I express, but certainly not from what I think.


TAGS: censorship
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by jig

MercAlert - February 28, 2012, 7:23 pm
[Redacted] straight! Those [Redacted]holes from [Redacted] can kiss my [Redacted]!


LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP -




CHILDREN -




EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN -




FRIENDSHIP - Never be afraid to hold your friends hand in public - no matter how funny they look.




SUCCESS -


TAGS: relationships ***y loser talk earn
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! Even with the secret... few can do it.
CANADA - October 11, 2010, 9:30 pm
giving away my secrets aggy!
rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

nope, he drugs them like the rest of us.
Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:43 am
So thats how you do it?


FROZEN ASSETS -


TAGS: women equality relationship football help moving
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Iconoclast - August 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
That is an excellent poster with a terrific caption. A curse on those who bombed you.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 12:03 pm
Another targeted bombing! Bring it on, little girls! Ratings mean nothing to me. Just the comments below from the people I respect.
kay9kabang - August 11, 2010, 4:47 am
Roflmao!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:10 pm
ROR! 5L
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 12:08 pm
Ah, I thought it was how aggy was getting north.
culos - August 10, 2010, 7:03 am
Herbie?
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 6:58 am
Who do you think is steering the car?
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:27 pm

slugbug, I called it
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:55 pm
send your responses to, "How's that going for ya" at "WeDon'tCareWereGettingLaidReguarilyNow.com 5L


LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


ROMANCE -


TAGS: children marriage love relationship heart
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:16 am
Wow.... but, it's a different story with Guinness. That stuff don't like the heat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 2:10 am
it doesn't. It just makes for a good distraction.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:00 am
TRying to figure out how alcohol fights the heat... unless you're counting heat stroke as an escape.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:40 am
And discreet Marijuana smoke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:35 am
It's been one of the h**test summers on record. We spent the weekend camping with my parents, no way to cool off. Thank god for alcohol.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:32 am
When did they get sun in Canada?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:32 am
Technically, yes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:30 am
I don't.....must be a g** thing...
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:28 am
Sunburned and sober... but pleasantly exhausted... knowhutimean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:27 am
sunburned and exhausted....but pleasantly buzzed.....You?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:26 am
LMFAO!!!! How goes it, my good man?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:24 am
And he'll be born a citizen! 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:21 am
Thanks!
Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 1:16 am
Great and incredibly true. 5L
rerun - August 8, 2010, 10:07 pm

very deep


BIRDS AND BEES -




AIDS -




LJ'S - Women love it when a man gives them a "Listening Job." But men dislike giving them about as much as women dislike giving them it's equivalent.




EFFORT -


TAGS: sinking ship
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - May 24, 2011, 8:15 pm
Been there, and probably will be again. 5L
Feasibly - May 24, 2011, 6:25 pm
Those are the days, when it's time to stir things up a little....sink or swim mode. 5L
Airman - May 24, 2011, 5:31 pm
5ure seems that way some days


DANGLE IN THE WIND -




REALIZATION -


TAGS: relationship heart mistakes too late live and learn
Rating: 4.52/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:09 am
Classic. 5 Guinness drinkin' poodles


LIFE IS LIKE A SHIPWRECK -


TAGS: voltaire quotation shipwreck life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 8:40 am

Thank you, Ugh!~
ughomer - July 6, 2013, 6:15 am
Brilliant!


The Art Of Conversation -




Orson Welles -


TAGS: friendship love alone
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 11:32 pm

Super, super good one, sho!~


THE $100,000 QUESTION -


TAGS: life friend friendship question
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:21 pm
Maybe the vitamin C is counteracting the B1...LoL
maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:14 pm
I Take It And I have No Fiends . Friends.
maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:13 pm
I Take It And I have No Fiends .


WHEN HARRY MET SALLY -




A BOY AND HIS DOG -




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